America, meet Crud!

Who is Crud Bonemeal? He is one of the good guys. Don't let the name fool you. If you are one of the bad guys, you may get some Crud on you. He loves the U.S.A, and he knows it is the greatest country in the world. He thanks God for giving him life as an American. He hates anyone who would hurt America, and he would sacrifice anything to save his fellow patriots. You won't find a treasonous bone in his body. Unfortunately, Crud has little room for political correctness, but he has a good heart. Move over Jack Bauer, Crud is here! God Bless America and God help her enemies!